ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk, via okay-bai)

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  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo

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this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via inferioranatomy)

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aquify:

long distance